1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:05,573 OH, COME ON. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME. 2 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:06,574 I'M JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU, DAD. 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:10,378 YEAH, WELL, I THINK YOU HELPED ME QUITE ENOUGH. 4 00:00:10,411 --> 00:00:11,512 IS GRANDPA GONNA DIE? 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:12,746 OH, YEAH. CUT IT OUT. 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:14,348 NO, HE'S NOT GONNA DIE, 7 00:00:14,382 --> 00:00:16,284 NOW, JUST PLEASE SIT DOWN, DAD. 8 00:00:16,317 --> 00:00:17,351 I CAN'T SIT DOWN! 9 00:00:17,385 --> 00:00:19,653 OH, YEAH, I FORGOT. YOU'RE MORTALLY WOUNDED. WHOO. 10 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,622 THIS PLACE IS ALL MOBBED UP. 11 00:00:21,655 --> 00:00:22,356 WE'RE GONNA BE HERE FOREVER. 12 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:24,358 UH-UH. I'M TAKING CARE OF THIS. 13 00:00:24,392 --> 00:00:25,726 WE NEED A DOCTOR RIGHT AWAY. 14 00:00:25,759 --> 00:00:27,228 WHAT'S THE NATURE OF THE EMERGENCY? 15 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:28,429 OH, WAIT. WAIT. THERE'S NO EMERGENCY HERE. 16 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:29,497 SURE THERE IS. NO, NO, NO. 17 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,165 IT'S NOT TRUE. NO. IT'S VERY TRUE. 18 00:00:31,199 --> 00:00:32,400 NO, IT'S NOT AN EMERGENCY. 19 00:00:32,433 --> 00:00:34,835 DON'T YOU REMEMBER? THAT'S WHY WE CAME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, 20 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:37,305 TO GET THAT FAST EMERGENCY SERVICE. 21 00:00:37,338 --> 00:00:38,406 TELL YOU WHAT. 22 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:39,840 FILL THESE OUT AND HAVE A SEAT. 23 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:45,413 NICE WORK. WE'VE BEEN TRIAGED, DUMB-ASS. 24 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,414 WHAT'S "TRIAGE"? 25 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:48,249 IT MEANS GET USED TO THE SMELL OF DISINFECTANT, 26 00:00:48,282 --> 00:00:50,218 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA BE HERE ALL NIGHT. 27 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:53,187 I LIKE IT. IT MAKES ME DIZZY. 28 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:56,624 DON'T WORRY. I KNOW HOW TO MOVE THIS THING ALONG. 29 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,526 DAD, CRY OUT IN ANGUISH. 30 00:00:58,559 --> 00:00:59,093 WHAT? 31 00:00:59,127 --> 00:01:01,662 JUST, YOU KNOW... AAH! 32 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,133 IT WAS HIM. 33 00:01:05,166 --> 00:01:06,667 GRANDPA, CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING? 34 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:10,238 UH, THANKS, JIMMY. I'LL HAVE A GINGER ALE. 35 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,772 I'LL HAVE A COKE. 36 00:01:11,805 --> 00:01:14,175 IS YOUR NAME GRANDPA? 37 00:01:16,344 --> 00:01:17,345 OH, OFFICER! 38 00:01:17,378 --> 00:01:18,779 OFFICER? YES? 39 00:01:18,812 --> 00:01:19,747 HEY, DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 40 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:23,184 I WANT THIS MAN ARRESTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER! 41 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:42,436 HE ATTACKED ME-- MY OWN SON! 42 00:01:42,470 --> 00:01:43,371 I DIDN'T ATTACK YOU! 43 00:01:43,404 --> 00:01:45,873 DAD, WE REALLY GOTTA BRING THE LAW INTO THIS? 44 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:47,308 AREN'T YOU THE GUY I SAW-- 45 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:49,177 NO, IT WASN'T ME. 46 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:50,878 I COULD SWEAR-- 47 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:51,845 I GOT THAT KIND OF FACE. 48 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,514 I LOOK LIKE A LOT OF GUYS... 49 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,716 GUYS THAT AREN'T ME. 50 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:00,921 WHAT ARE YOU READING? 51 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,857 CIGAR AFICIONADO. 52 00:02:03,891 --> 00:02:04,925 DON'T THEY HAVE ANYTHING ELSE? 53 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:06,294 IF THERE WERE ANYTHING ELSE, 54 00:02:06,327 --> 00:02:08,796 WOULD I BE READING CIGAR AFICIONADO? 55 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,265 WHAT ABOUT THIS? 56 00:02:11,299 --> 00:02:12,700 THAT'S PORNO. 57 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:13,701 IT'S NOT PORNO. 58 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,703 IT'S A MAGAZINE FOR A MAN 59 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:17,171 IN THE NEW MILLENNIUM 60 00:02:17,205 --> 00:02:19,940 IT'S NOTHING BUT PICTURES OF NAKED BIMBOS. 61 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,843 HALF-NAKED...ACTRESSES. 62 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:27,448 IS MY FATHER-IN-LAW GONNA SEE A DOCTOR ANYTIME SOON? 63 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:30,718 HE'S ON THE LIST. SOMEONE WILL SEE HIM SHORTLY. 64 00:02:33,321 --> 00:02:35,256 YOU'RE BLOWING ME OFF, AREN'T YOU? 65 00:02:35,289 --> 00:02:36,457 NO. 66 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:39,727 I HAPPEN TO BE A HOSTESS IN A VERY POPULAR SOHO RESTAURANT, 67 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,396 AND I BLOW PEOPLE OFF ALL DAY LONG. 68 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:43,130 I KNOW BLOWING OFF, 69 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,466 AND YOU ARE BLOWING ME OFF. 70 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:49,337 MA'AM, WE'LL GET TO YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN. 71 00:02:49,370 --> 00:02:54,675 SEE, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I SAY! 72 00:02:55,676 --> 00:02:57,945 DAD, WILL YOU LEAVE THIS GUY ALONE?! 73 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,747 NO. I WANT HIM TO HEAR THIS. 74 00:02:59,780 --> 00:03:03,884 IT WAS MY GRANDSON JIMMY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. 75 00:03:03,917 --> 00:03:04,785 Claudia: YEAH! 76 00:03:04,818 --> 00:03:08,689 ALL RIGHT. HEY, BUDDY, THIS ONE IS FROM US. 77 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:11,892 LILY, IT'S YOUR BROTHER'S BIRTHDAY. 78 00:03:11,925 --> 00:03:12,793 GET OFF THE PHONE. 79 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:15,296 NOW SHE'S TELLING ME TO GET OFF THE PHONE. 80 00:03:15,329 --> 00:03:18,966 NOW SHE'S GIVING ME THIS LOOK SHE DOES. 81 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,535 I KNOW. I KNOW. 82 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,237 ON WHEELS. 83 00:03:23,271 --> 00:03:27,408 NOW SHE'S TAKING THE PHONE AND HANGING IT UP. 84 00:03:29,677 --> 00:03:32,446 COOL! IT'S A REAL SNARE DRUM. 85 00:03:32,480 --> 00:03:34,615 THAT'S THE KIND PETER CRISS PLAYS. 86 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:35,416 WHO? 87 00:03:35,449 --> 00:03:37,285 YOU CAN PLAY WITH THAT LATER, JIMMY. 88 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:41,622 NOW, SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST. 89 00:03:41,655 --> 00:03:42,256 WHOA. 90 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:43,424 Sean: HEY, WHAT IS IT, DAD? 91 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,224 HE'S GONNA LOVE IT. 92 00:03:44,258 --> 00:03:46,827 IT'S FROM BOTH OF US. NO, IT'S NOT. 93 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:50,398 ALL RIGHT! IT'S A BB GUN! 94 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:53,033 A BB GUN. A BB GUN. 95 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,369 WHOA. 96 00:03:55,403 --> 00:03:56,870 [BBs RATTLING] 97 00:03:57,838 --> 00:04:01,041 OF COURSE HE COULDN'T STAND THAT JIMMY LIKED MY GIFT BETTER. 98 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,510 WRONG. WRONG. WHAT I CAN'T STAND 99 00:04:02,543 --> 00:04:04,278 IS THAT YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN ME 100 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,414 ABOUT WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH MY FAMILY! 101 00:04:06,447 --> 00:04:08,048 WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE I DO! 102 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,984 OH, YEAH, RIGHT. LIKE THAT TIME HENRY HAD THE NOSEBLEED? 103 00:04:11,018 --> 00:04:13,921 TILT HIM FORWARD. HE'S GOT TO LEAN INTO THE FLOW. 104 00:04:13,954 --> 00:04:14,822 NO, DAD, THAT'S NOT RIGHT. 105 00:04:14,855 --> 00:04:16,357 COME ON, HENRY, JUST LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK. 106 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:17,525 YOU'LL CHOKE HIM THAT WAY. 107 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,060 NO--NO, I WON'T. LOOK, JUST TILT YOUR HEAD BACK AND RELAX. 108 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:20,828 THAT'S THE-- FORWARD! 109 00:04:20,861 --> 00:04:22,730 NO, DAD, I'M HIS DAD. I SAY BACK! 110 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,964 IT'S GOTTA BE FORWARD! IT'S GOTTA BE BACK! 111 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:26,534 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 112 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,868 HE'S MY SON! HE GOES BACK! 113 00:04:27,901 --> 00:04:29,737 [BOTH YELLING AT ONCE] 114 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:32,640 FORWARD DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. THINK ABOUT IT! 115 00:04:32,673 --> 00:04:34,542 ASK ANY DOCTOR IN THIS PLACE. 116 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,644 OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. 117 00:04:36,677 --> 00:04:37,611 HEY, HEY, HEY! 118 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,412 YOU'RE NOT HERE BECAUSE OF A NOSEBLEED, RIGHT? 119 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:40,481 RIGHT. SO WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 120 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,415 WELL, WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT 121 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:43,050 IS HE NEVER RESPECTS MY JUDGMENT ON ANYTHING. 122 00:04:43,083 --> 00:04:45,619 WHAT WE'RE TALKING ABOUT IS A BB GUN, OK, 123 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:48,456 THAT SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN IN OUR HOUSE. 124 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:53,861 WHAT IS OUR POLICY ON THIS? 125 00:04:53,894 --> 00:04:56,830 UH, WE DON'T HAVE A POLICY ON THIS. 126 00:04:56,864 --> 00:04:57,665 WE DON'T HAVE POLICIES. 127 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,501 OH, COME ON. ALL PARENTS HAVE POLICIES. 128 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:01,301 WE MUST HAVE SOME. 129 00:05:01,335 --> 00:05:03,437 I DON'T KNOW, BABE. IT'S JUST A TOY. 130 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:05,739 IT'S SHAPED LIKE A GUN. 131 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,774 YEAH, WELL, SO IS FLORIDA, 132 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,909 AND WE DON'T HAVE A POLICY ON THAT. 133 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:10,077 THAT'S A COMPELLING ARGUMENT. 134 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,646 WELL, I MEAN, IT'S JUST JIMMY SEEMS TO LOVE THIS THING, 135 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,349 AND I DON'T WANT TO BE THE JERK WHO TAKES IT AWAY FROM HIM. 136 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:18,018 BESIDES, HE'S PRETTY RESPONSIBLE, DON'T YOU THINK? 137 00:05:18,051 --> 00:05:19,019 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 138 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:20,988 I MEAN, HE WAS GREAT WITH THAT WOOD-BURNING SET. 139 00:05:21,021 --> 00:05:24,392 WELL... 140 00:05:27,628 --> 00:05:28,529 UH... 141 00:05:28,562 --> 00:05:31,932 IT'S OK. WE WON'T TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT THIS. 142 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:37,505 MAYBE HE'S NOT READY FOR A BB GUN. 143 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:41,842 ALL RIGHT. NOW YOU GOT IT. 144 00:05:41,875 --> 00:05:45,012 OH, HEY, LOOK WHAT I CAN DO. 145 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,948 Claudia: WOW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT. 146 00:05:47,981 --> 00:05:51,051 THAT DRUM WE GAVE YOU IS PRETTY COOL, TOO, HUH? 147 00:05:51,084 --> 00:05:51,852 YEAH. 148 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,488 HEY, JIMMY, CAN I PLAY YOUR NEW DRUM? 149 00:05:54,522 --> 00:05:55,689 YOU CAN HAVE IT. 150 00:05:55,723 --> 00:05:56,657 [BANG] 151 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:58,058 UH, HEY, JIMMY, I KNOW HOW MUCH 152 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,660 YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR NEW TOY. 153 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:00,594 WHAT? 154 00:06:00,628 --> 00:06:01,729 WELL, YOUR MOTHER AND I HAVE BEEN TALKING... 155 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:06,133 YOU'RE GONNA TAKE AWAY MY FAVORITE PRESENT OF ALL TIME? 156 00:06:06,166 --> 00:06:07,334 NO, WELL, WE'RE NOT TAKING IT AWAY. 157 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:11,004 WHAT WE THINK IS MAYBE YOU JUST SHOULDN'T HAVE IT RIGHT NOW. 158 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:14,408 I WOULDN'T GIVE MY GRANDSON SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SAFE. 159 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,809 DAD, I'M NOT SUGGESTING YOU WOULD. 160 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:16,577 IT'S A GREAT GIFT, 161 00:06:16,610 --> 00:06:17,411 AND HE'S HAD A LOT OF FUN WITH IT. 162 00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,979 OH, YEAH, THESE LAST COUPLE OF MINUTES 163 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:20,914 ARE SOMETHING HE'LL TREASURE FOREVER. 164 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:24,685 DAD, THIS IS MY FAVORITE PRESENT. 165 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:26,086 DON'T YOU GUYS TRUST ME? 166 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,922 OF COURSE WE DO. WE TRUST YOU. 167 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:32,826 I PROMISE THAT I WILL BE SUPER CAREFUL WITH IT. 168 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:35,195 PLEASE? 169 00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,664 WELL, HE PROMISED TO BE CAREFUL. 170 00:06:36,697 --> 00:06:39,467 HE IS WEARING THE GOGGLES. 171 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,442 IF I HAD TAKEN IT AWAY FROM HIM THEN, 172 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:49,843 WE'D BE HOME IN BED NOW. 173 00:06:49,877 --> 00:06:51,111 Jimmy: OH, GRANDPA. 174 00:06:51,144 --> 00:06:52,713 OH, THANKS, JIMMY. 175 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:53,614 AND, DAD. 176 00:06:53,647 --> 00:06:54,982 YOU GOT ME A SODA? 177 00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:55,949 YEAH. 178 00:06:55,983 --> 00:06:57,785 THANKS, BUDDY. 179 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,620 AAH! OH! 180 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:04,892 OK, OK, I'M GONNA PRETEND THAT YOU SHOOK THAT UP ACCIDENTALLY. 181 00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:07,861 I'LL PRETEND THAT, TOO. 182 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,097 HE'S JUST A LITTLE OVERTIRED. 183 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:11,565 YEAH, AND HE HATES ME. 184 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:13,567 YEAH, IT'S PROBABLY MORE THAT. 185 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:14,267 COME ON, GUYS. 186 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,035 LET'S GO TO THE VENDING MACHINE 187 00:07:15,068 --> 00:07:17,204 AND GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT, OK? 188 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:18,572 DOES IT HAVE LASAGNA? 189 00:07:18,606 --> 00:07:20,474 NO, IT'S A SNACK MACHINE, HONEY. 190 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:24,111 LASAGNA CAN BE A SNACK IF YOU DON'T EAT A LOT OF IT. 191 00:07:24,144 --> 00:07:26,814 GOOD POINT. 192 00:07:29,149 --> 00:07:31,151 OK, WHAT MAKES HER ATTRACTIVE? 193 00:07:31,184 --> 00:07:34,087 SHE'S GOT A SENSE OF MYSTERY. 194 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,756 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, MYSTERY? 195 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,257 SEE HOW SHE'S GOT HER THUMB HOOKED 196 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:38,225 IN HER BIKINI STRING THERE? 197 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:41,629 IS SHE PULLING IT UP? IS SHE PULLING IT DOWN? 198 00:07:41,662 --> 00:07:44,765 MAYBE SHE JUST LIKES HAVING HER THUMBS THERE. 199 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,533 YEAH. 200 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,068 OH, LOOK, SOUP. THEY'VE GOT SOUP. 201 00:07:48,101 --> 00:07:49,269 YOU LIKE SOUP. 202 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:50,070 IS IT GOOD SOUP? 203 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,640 ARE YOU KIDDING? THIS IS A HOSPITAL. 204 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:56,644 ARE YOU SURE YOU GUYS CAN TRUST ME WITH HOT SOUP? 205 00:07:56,677 --> 00:07:59,547 JIMMY, IT'S NOT THAT WE CAN'T TRUST YOU. 206 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,182 LOOK, I KNOW THE PAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN HARD FOR YOU, 207 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:05,786 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOUR FATHER AND I ARE NOT MAD AT YOU. 208 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,655 OH, I KNOW. I'M MAD AT YOU. 209 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:11,692 WELL, YOU CAN HAVE SOUP ANYWAY. 210 00:08:19,567 --> 00:08:21,101 OH, COME ON! 211 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,571 IT'S MIDNIGHT. MY CHILDREN ARE HUNGRY. 212 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:24,938 I NEED YOUR SOUP. 213 00:08:24,972 --> 00:08:26,574 SEE, IF I HAD MY BB GUN RIGHT NOW, 214 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,943 WE COULD SHOOT THE SOUP OUT OF THERE. 215 00:08:29,977 --> 00:08:30,778 COOL. 216 00:08:30,811 --> 00:08:33,146 COME ON. WE GOTTA GET OUR MONEY BACK. 217 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,783 OK, WELL, EDDIE, HOW ABOUT HER? 218 00:08:35,816 --> 00:08:37,918 WELL, UM... 219 00:08:37,951 --> 00:08:40,253 SHE'S ALL RIGHT. HER WHOLE ATTITUDE SAYS, 220 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:42,089 "HEY, I'M DOWN WITH THAT." 221 00:08:42,122 --> 00:08:43,190 DOWN WITH WHAT? 222 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:44,558 EXACTLY. 223 00:08:44,592 --> 00:08:46,059 YOU SEE HER? 224 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:49,029 HER WHOLE ATTITUDE SAYS, "HEY, I'M A NURSE." 225 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,932 DOESN'T HER UNIFORM SAY THAT? 226 00:08:51,965 --> 00:08:52,833 YOU KNOW IT. 227 00:08:52,866 --> 00:08:57,104 SEE, UNIFORMS ARE A MAJOR THING FOR GUYS. 228 00:08:57,137 --> 00:08:57,805 OH, GREAT. 229 00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:58,471 THE ONLY UNIFORM I GET TO WEAR 230 00:08:58,505 --> 00:09:00,340 IS A CATHOLIC SCHOOL UNIFORM. 231 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,076 WHAT GUY IS GONNA LIKE THAT? 232 00:09:08,015 --> 00:09:09,917 WHAT'S WITH ALL THE QUESTIONS? 233 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:11,585 NOTHING. 234 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,121 ALL RIGHT. 235 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:16,123 WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, 236 00:09:16,156 --> 00:09:17,725 CHRISTINA AND I WERE HANGING OUT 237 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,026 IN FRONT OF MOCHA JOJO'S TONIGHT, 238 00:09:19,059 --> 00:09:24,297 AND THESE 2 CUTE JERKS WOULDN'T STOP BOTHERING US. 239 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:26,734 HEY. 240 00:09:26,767 --> 00:09:28,268 HEY. 241 00:09:28,301 --> 00:09:29,637 HEY. 242 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,872 HEY. 243 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,807 YEAH, THAT SOUNDS REALLY ANNOYING. 244 00:09:33,841 --> 00:09:35,876 WELL, THEN THEY STOPPED BOTHERING ME, 245 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:38,612 BUT THEY KEPT BOTHERING CHRISTINA. 246 00:09:38,646 --> 00:09:40,781 HEY, CHRISTINA, CHECK THIS OUT. 247 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:43,016 YOU GUYS ARE STUPID. 248 00:09:43,050 --> 00:09:44,051 NO, YOU'RE STUPID. 249 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,285 YEAH, YOU'RE STUPID. 250 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,789 YOU GUYS ARE BOTH STUPID. 251 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,726 MORONS. 252 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,828 WHAT IS WITH YOUR FRIEND? 253 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:56,764 I DON'T KNOW. 254 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:02,736 I MEAN, WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT CHRISTINA? 255 00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:04,772 HER FOREHEAD IS, LIKE, AN ACRE. 256 00:10:04,805 --> 00:10:08,075 YOU COULD PROJECT A MOVIE ON IT. 257 00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,076 HASN'T SHE HEARD OF BANGS? 258 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:12,145 YEAH, I CAN SEE HOW THAT WOULDN'T BOTHER YOU. 259 00:10:12,179 --> 00:10:13,881 I SAID IT DIDN'T BOTHER ME. 260 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,282 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN LISTENING? 261 00:10:15,315 --> 00:10:17,785 OK. 262 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:21,655 EXCUSE ME. HELLO! 263 00:10:21,689 --> 00:10:23,657 YOUR LITTLE SOUP MACHINE ATE MY MONEY 264 00:10:23,691 --> 00:10:24,658 AND DIDN'T GIVE MY SON ANY SOUP. 265 00:10:24,692 --> 00:10:26,860 I'M SORRY. WE'VE BEEN HAVING PROBLEMS WITH IT. 266 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:29,096 WELL, YOU COULD HAVE PUT A SIGN ON IT. 267 00:10:29,129 --> 00:10:30,664 IT WORKS SOME OF THE TIME. 268 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:33,667 OH. DIDN'T REALIZE THIS WAS A GAME OF CHANCE. 269 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:36,737 I WOULD HAVE WORN MY LUCKY SWEATER. 270 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:39,740 DO YOU HAVE ANY LASAGNA BACK THERE? 271 00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:43,210 YOU PUT ME IN AN IMPOSSIBLE POSITION. 272 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:46,179 I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL ABOUT A TOY. 273 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:49,249 OH, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WHAT THIS TOY DID. 274 00:10:57,758 --> 00:11:00,327 [BB GUN FIRING] JIMMY! 275 00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:13,707 PULL! 276 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,763 OH, BETTER GET ME A PRIEST. 277 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,497 THIS BB IS ON THE MOVE. 278 00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,166 NO, IT'S NOT. 279 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,834 ONCE IT GETS INTO MY BLOODSTREAM, 280 00:11:40,868 --> 00:11:42,135 IT CAN GO STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN. 281 00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:45,172 YEAH, IT'S ALREADY LODGED IN YOUR BRAIN. 282 00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,941 LOOK! I HAVE OTHER THINGS I COULD BE DOING. 283 00:11:47,975 --> 00:11:49,509 IF YOU HAVE NOTHING MORE TO TELL ME, THEN-- 284 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:53,346 NO, NO. I AM THE VICTIM OF AN ASSAULT. 285 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,949 THEN CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH IT, PLEASE? 286 00:11:55,983 --> 00:11:57,084 YES. ALLOW ME. 287 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:59,452 Sean: JIMMY, YOU SHOULDN'T SHOOT PERFECTLY GOOD FRUIT. 288 00:11:59,486 --> 00:12:00,420 I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 289 00:12:00,453 --> 00:12:03,924 IT'S JUST SO COOL WHEN THE JUICE SQUIRTS OUT. 290 00:12:03,957 --> 00:12:05,125 IT'S LIKE BLOOD. 291 00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,194 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN. 292 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:07,961 NO, DON'T THROW IT OUT. 293 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:08,996 JUST PICK THE BBs OUT AND EAT IT. 294 00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,900 OH, YEAH, DAD? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS? 295 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,067 HUH? [BBs RATTLING] 296 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,502 YOUR FATHER'S RIGHT, JIMMY, 297 00:12:15,535 --> 00:12:17,938 JUST BECAUSE THE DRUM ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE PRESENT 298 00:12:17,971 --> 00:12:21,341 IS NO REASON TO SHOOT IT WITH YOUR FAVORITE PRESENT. 299 00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:23,210 ALL RIGHT, HEY, YOU TWO BOYS GO OUT BACK 300 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:28,081 AND CLEAN THE EGG YOLK OFF THE PATIO FURNITURE, ALL RIGHT? 301 00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:29,082 A DRUM. 302 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,884 A DRUM IS A COOL PRESENT. 303 00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,920 HEY! HEY! HEY, EXCUSE ME. 304 00:12:32,953 --> 00:12:35,422 WEREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING YOUR BROTHERS? 305 00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:38,525 I WATCHED 'EM. 306 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:41,394 WELL, NOT EVERY MINUTE. 307 00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:43,931 HOLD IT. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 308 00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:45,165 OUT WITH CHRISTINA. 309 00:12:45,198 --> 00:12:47,034 YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ON A SCHOOL NIGHT. 310 00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,001 OH, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 311 00:12:48,035 --> 00:12:51,338 OK, THIS IS MY HOUSE, AND THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, 312 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,240 AND I'LL DECIDE THOSE THINGS. 313 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,242 LILY, GO HAVE FUN. 314 00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:55,976 HMM. 315 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:56,743 Walt: FINE, BUT BE BACK BY 9:00. 316 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,511 NO, LILY, DON'T COME BACK AT 9:00. 317 00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,080 9:30-- 11:00. 318 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:01,181 10:00. MIDNIGHT. 319 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:03,550 YES! THANK YOU, DAD. 320 00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:06,119 OH, HEY, LILY! 321 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:10,257 COME BACK ANYTIME YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE. 322 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,561 WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 323 00:13:14,594 --> 00:13:17,264 OH, SADLY, MY SON HAS LOST HIS MIND. 324 00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,298 NO, I WAS MAKING A POINT. 325 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:20,100 IT MAY HAVE BEEN A STUPID WAY TO MAKE THAT POINT, 326 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,501 BUT THE POINT WAS VALID. 327 00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,503 SWEETIE, DO YOU HAVE ANY QUARTERS? 328 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,138 YEAH, BABY. 329 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,074 HOW'S JIMMY DOING? 330 00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:27,774 MUCH BETTER. 331 00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:29,042 SO HE DOESN'T HATE ME ANYMORE? 332 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:30,343 OH, NO, HE TOTALLY HATES YOU, 333 00:13:30,377 --> 00:13:33,981 BUT HE'S FORGIVEN ME FOR MARRYING YOU. 334 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:34,982 THAT'S PROGRESS. 335 00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,083 MM-HMM. THANKS. 336 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:37,017 OK, IS SOMEBODY GONNA TELL ME 337 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,887 HOW THE OLD MAN GOT THE PELLET IN HIS BUTT?! 338 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,154 OK, WHOA, WHOA. IT WAS, LIKE, 3 HOURS AGO. 339 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:44,925 OK, I'M WAITING FOR LILY. SHE'S MY DAUGHTER. 340 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:48,295 HEY, BABY, YOU ARE UP LATE. 341 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,098 OH, I JUST NEEDED TO FIX JIMMY'S DRUM. 342 00:13:51,131 --> 00:13:53,300 OH, REALLY? HE PLAYED IT?! 343 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:55,135 UH, HE PLAYED WITH IT. 344 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,569 YOU COMING UPSTAIRS? 345 00:13:56,603 --> 00:14:00,173 NO, I, UH, GONNA WAIT TILL LILY GETS IN. 346 00:14:00,207 --> 00:14:00,941 SHE'S STILL OUT? 347 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,309 YEAH, IT'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 348 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,210 I JUST KIND OF INSISTED 349 00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,177 THAT SHE STAY OUT ALL NIGHT. 350 00:14:04,211 --> 00:14:07,247 OH, NOW, THAT'S VERY REASSURING. 351 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,918 IT'S THAT DAMN BB GUN, YOU KNOW? 352 00:14:10,951 --> 00:14:12,585 DAD REFUSES TO TAKE IT BACK, 353 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,454 AND JIMMY JUST LOVES THAT THING. 354 00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,056 YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT. 355 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,325 I WAS GONNA TRY TO TAKE IT FROM HIM THIS MORNING, 356 00:14:18,358 --> 00:14:22,429 AND HE JUST LOOKED UP AT ME WITH THOSE BIG DOE EYES. 357 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:26,199 NOTHING HAS EVER MADE ME THIS HAPPY. 358 00:14:26,233 --> 00:14:27,600 IT IS SO HARD. 359 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,369 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO BE THE KIND OF PARENT 360 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:32,072 THAT SUCKS THE JOY OUT OF HIS KID'S LIFE. 361 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,340 YEAH, ME, NEITHER. 362 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:35,976 WE SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE. 363 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,145 WE'RE GOOD PARENTS, RIGHT? 364 00:14:38,178 --> 00:14:40,313 HEY, WE'RE...OK. 365 00:14:40,347 --> 00:14:42,415 I MEAN, THERE ARE WORSE, RIGHT? 366 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,550 LOTS WORSE. 367 00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,585 THAT'S SOMETHING. MM-HMM. 368 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,220 YEAH. 369 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,421 I'M GONNA TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 370 00:14:48,455 --> 00:14:52,425 SEE? SOME PARENTS WOULDN'T EVEN DO THAT. 371 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:55,095 THEY'D LET THAT GARBAGE PILE UP AND ROT, 372 00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:58,031 AND THEN THEIR KIDS WOULD GET CHOLERA. 373 00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,166 NOT US. 374 00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,600 NOT US. 375 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,243 [BB GUN FIRING] 376 00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:18,551 GET--AAH! AAH! 377 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:20,653 JIMMY?! 378 00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:21,354 DAD? 379 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,256 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! 380 00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:26,193 I THOUGHT THAT SOMEONE WAS STEALING OUR GARBAGE. 381 00:15:26,226 --> 00:15:28,261 I WAS JUST DEFENDING THE HOMESTEAD. 382 00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:31,664 DEFENDING THE HOMESTEAD? 383 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:34,267 GRANDPA SAID IT. 384 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:36,970 GRANDPA-- 385 00:15:37,004 --> 00:15:39,606 I DON'T KNOW WHY I HAVE TO DO THIS. 386 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,009 BECAUSE IF I DO IT, THEN I'M THE MEAN DAD 387 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,676 WHO'S RUINING HIS BOY'S FUN, 388 00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:44,444 BUT IF YOU DO IT, 389 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,612 THEN YOU'RE THE MEAN GRANDFATHER, 390 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,713 AND I CAN LIVE WITH THAT. 391 00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,447 SO THAT'S YOUR IDEA 392 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:48,681 OF TAKING CHARGE OF YOUR FAMILY. 393 00:15:48,715 --> 00:15:49,749 HEY, MY FAMILY IS FINE 394 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,451 UNTIL YOU START MEDDLING IN IT. 395 00:15:51,484 --> 00:15:52,719 OH-- 396 00:15:52,752 --> 00:15:54,021 MEN ARE SCUM! 397 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:54,854 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 398 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,189 I THOUGHT YOU WENT OUT WITH CHRISTINA. 399 00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:57,424 WHY ARE MEN SCUM? 400 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,160 I JUST MEANT IN GENERAL. 401 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,262 OH, ANOTHER NICE PARENTING DECISION. 402 00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,630 EVER CONSIDERED WRITING A BOOK? 403 00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,765 HEY, LOOK, LOOK, DAD. JUST GO UPSTAIRS 404 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,334 AND GET THAT THING OUT OF MY HOUSE. 405 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,401 I'M NOT GONNA WAKE HIM UP. 406 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,536 OH, HE'S AWAKE, ALL RIGHT. 407 00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:11,438 HE'S PROTECTING THE NEIGHBORHOOD FROM GARBAGE THIEVES. 408 00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:14,007 YEAH, WELL, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT BB GUN, 409 00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:14,707 YOU TAKE IT AWAY. 410 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,243 NO, NO, YOU GAVE IT TO HIM, 411 00:16:16,276 --> 00:16:17,444 SO YOU TAKE IT AWAY. 412 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:18,111 OH-- 413 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:20,013 YOU'RE TAKING AWAY MY BB GUN? 414 00:16:20,047 --> 00:16:22,649 UH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 415 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,451 I'M NOT. HE IS. NO, I'M NOT. 416 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,318 HE IS. 417 00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:26,186 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 418 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:27,254 IT WAS MY GIFT TO JIMMY. 419 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:31,024 NO, NO, JIMMY, JIMMY, GRANDPA'S DECISION IS FINAL. 420 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:31,791 I'M SORRY. 421 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,726 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE DOING THIS. 422 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,396 HEY, JIMMY, JUST GO UPSTAIRS TO YOUR ROOM, OK? 423 00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:38,131 THIS REALLY SUCKS. 424 00:16:38,165 --> 00:16:40,200 GOOD NIGHT, JIMMY. 425 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,136 GOOD NIGHT, GRANDPA. 426 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,773 JEEZ, ALL THIS BECAUSE OF A HARMLESS TOY. 427 00:16:46,806 --> 00:16:48,041 THIS THING IS NOT HARMLESS. 428 00:16:48,075 --> 00:16:48,775 THIS THING HURTS. 429 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,677 YOU GOT GIRL SKIN. NO, IT HURTS! 430 00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:52,112 IT DOESN'T HURT. OH, YOU WANNA SEE 431 00:16:52,145 --> 00:16:53,813 HOW MUCH IT DOESN'T HURT? HUH? 432 00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:56,549 GO AHEAD. DOESN'T SCARE ME. 433 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,785 I'M NOT GONNA SHOOT YOU, DAD. 434 00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,222 OH, YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO POP YOUR OLD MAN 435 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,624 WITH THAT LITTLE HARMLESS TOY, ARE YOU? 436 00:17:04,657 --> 00:17:05,658 DAD, DON'T. HUH? WHERE'S IT HURT? 437 00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,794 STOP IT, DAD, COME ON. HUH? WHERE'S THE BOO-BOO? 438 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,097 SHOULD I KISS THE BOO-BOO! 439 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:11,164 HEY! 440 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,633 THAT'S RIGHT, WILMA. PULL THE TRIGGER. 441 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,503 I'M RIGHT HERE FOR YOU. 442 00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:18,471 I KNEW IT. 443 00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,674 I KNEW YOU DIDN'T HAVE THE GUTS. 444 00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:24,444 [BANG] AAH! 445 00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:26,679 DAD! 446 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,081 DAD, ARE YOU OK? 447 00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:32,552 TELL EDDIE-- 448 00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,353 YEAH? 449 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:40,427 I KNOW HE'S BEEN STEALING MY SHIRTS. 450 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:41,561 SO YOU ASKED HIM TO SHOOT YOU? 451 00:17:41,594 --> 00:17:46,266 THEN YOU DEMANDED HE SHOOT YOU? 452 00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:47,534 THEN HE SHOT YOU? 453 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,269 RIGHT IN THE CAN. 454 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:50,237 NOW, ARREST HIM. 455 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,771 ALL RIGHT. WHAT?! 456 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,540 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO DOWN TO THE STATION WITH ME. 457 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,409 WAIT, YOU WOULD ARREST HIM FOR A BB WOUND? 458 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,811 IF YOU WANT TO FILE AN ASSAULT CHARGE, I HAVE TO. 459 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:03,216 YOU STAY OUT OF MY FAMILY'S BUSINESS. 460 00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,318 BUT YOU JUST WANTED ME TO-- 461 00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:07,820 MOVE ALONG! 462 00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,690 HEY, THANKS, DAD. 463 00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,260 ARRESTING MY LITTLE BOY. 464 00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:15,795 DAD, I'M SORRY I SHOT YOU. 465 00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:19,132 WELL, MAYBE I ASKED FOR IT. 466 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:20,433 YOU DID ASK FOR IT. 467 00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:23,470 DAD, BUT YOU GOT TO LET ME BE BOSS IN MY OWN HOUSE. 468 00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:26,173 I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, GETTING THAT BB GUN? 469 00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:28,341 YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH? 470 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,542 I WAS PANICKED. 471 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:33,880 EVERY DAMN TOY I LOOKED AT HAD ONE OF THOSE POKÉMEN ON IT. 472 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,449 OR THOSE IDIOTIC ROBOTS 473 00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:39,752 THAT DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE TRUCKS OR DINOSAURS. 474 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,389 I WAS CONFUSED. 475 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,523 IT USED TO BE SIMPLE. 476 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:47,560 I JUST WANTED A TOY ME AND JIMMY COULD ENJOY TOGETHER. 477 00:18:47,594 --> 00:18:49,529 Nurse: MR. FINNERTY? 478 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,732 DAD--DAD, YOU COULD HAVE JUST ASKED ME. 479 00:18:52,765 --> 00:18:55,502 OH, YEAH. YOU GOT HIM A DRUM. 480 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,837 OK. ENJOY YOUR SURGERY. 481 00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:01,208 HE'S GOING TO ADULT CIRCUMCISION. 482 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,744 Lily: I MEAN, COME ON. 483 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,846 CHRISTINA IS A FLAG GIRL. 484 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,350 A FLAG GIRL IS JUST A FAT CHEERLEADER. 485 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,784 NOW--NOW, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 486 00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:15,655 SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND, BUT WHAT IS WITH ALL THE GLITTER? 487 00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,724 IT'S, LIKE, GLITTER EVERYWHERE ON HER. 488 00:19:17,757 --> 00:19:20,227 IS SHE-- IS SHE A PERSON, 489 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:23,263 OR IS SHE A DISCO BALL? 490 00:19:23,296 --> 00:19:25,265 WHO'S CHRISTINA? THE REAL TALL ONE? 491 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:26,566 THE ONE WITH THE GLITTER. 492 00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,436 OH, OH! THE BRUNETTE. OH, PLEASE. 493 00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:31,638 SHE'S NOTHING. 494 00:19:31,671 --> 00:19:32,505 REALLY? 495 00:19:32,539 --> 00:19:34,507 YEAH, I'VE KNOWN LOTS OF GIRLS LIKE HER. 496 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:36,209 YOU KNOW WHAT SHE'S GOT GOING FOR HER? 497 00:19:36,243 --> 00:19:37,844 SHE'S EASY. 498 00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:40,847 YOU'RE SAYING SHE'S SLUTTY? 499 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:43,583 NO, I'M SAYING SHE'S OBVIOUS... 500 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,652 NOT COMPLICATED. 501 00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,788 OK, AND SHE'S GOT NO DEPTH. 502 00:19:48,821 --> 00:19:51,758 YOU KNOW, GUYS AREN'T THREATENED BY HER. 503 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,393 SO, I'M COMPLICATED? 504 00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:56,563 YEAH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UP WITH YOU. YOU'RE... 505 00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,267 THAT'S SCARY FOR A GUY. 506 00:20:00,300 --> 00:20:01,801 DO I SCARE YOU? 507 00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,670 YOU SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF ME. 508 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,772 THAT'S COOL. 509 00:20:05,805 --> 00:20:06,806 YEAH. 510 00:20:06,839 --> 00:20:07,507 HMM. 511 00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,612 SO, UH, YOU DON'T LIKE SLUTTY? 512 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,386 NO. 513 00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,423 I DON'T WANT TO BE THE MEAN DAD. 514 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,292 MY DAD IS THE MEAN DAD. 515 00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:29,729 LOOK, SEAN, EVERY DAD HAS TO BE THE MEAN DAD. 516 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,964 IT'S WHY BEING THE MOM IS SO GREAT. 517 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:34,534 DON'T RUB IT IN. 518 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:37,737 SWEETIE-- 519 00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,707 HUH? WHY AM I IN CHURCH NAKED? 520 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:45,345 SHH. SORRY, GOD. 521 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,414 OH. 522 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:49,682 HEY, BUDDY. 523 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,685 WORD ON THE STREET IS THAT YOU HATE ME. 524 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,287 YEAH. 525 00:20:55,021 --> 00:20:57,557 WELL, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO GET YOU TO LIKE ME? 526 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,893 EXCEPT GIVE YOU BACK THAT BB GUN? 527 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:01,761 NO. 528 00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,595 HEY, LOOK, JIMMY, 529 00:21:02,629 --> 00:21:04,364 I DIDN'T WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY HERE, 530 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:05,398 OK, BUT SOMETIMES AS A DAD 531 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,535 YOU GOT TO MAKE DECISIONS THAT AREN'T TOO POPULAR, 532 00:21:08,568 --> 00:21:10,803 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT GUN AWAY, 533 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:11,671 BUT IT WAS DANGEROUS. 534 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:14,507 YEAH, I KNOW. YOU SHOT GRANDPA WITH IT. 535 00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:17,344 YES, I DID. 536 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:19,011 BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 537 00:21:19,045 --> 00:21:21,914 THE POINT IS, AS A DAD, 538 00:21:21,948 --> 00:21:23,816 YOU KNOW, I HAVE TO DO WHAT I THINK IS RIGHT, 539 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:28,788 AND YOU ARE JUST GONNA HAVE TO LEARN TO UNDERSTAND THAT. 540 00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:33,860 DAD... 541 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:34,694 YEAH? 542 00:21:34,727 --> 00:21:35,762 I DON'T HATE YOU. 543 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,664 I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT. 544 00:21:37,697 --> 00:21:40,066 NOW CAN I HAVE MY BB GUN BACK? 545 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:41,901 NO. 546 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:42,835 I HATE YOU! 547 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,036 NO, YOU DON'T. YOU ALREADY SAID YOU DIDN'T. 548 00:21:44,070 --> 00:21:45,572 NO, BUT I DO. TOO LATE. 549 00:21:45,605 --> 00:21:46,506 CAN I HAVE A REAL GUN? 550 00:21:46,539 --> 00:21:48,508 NOPE. OK, THEN JUST A BB GUN. 551 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,409 UH, NO. 552 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,109 OH, I HATE YOU. 553 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:51,578 NO, YOU DON'T. I DO. 554 00:21:51,611 --> 00:21:52,512 YOU CAN'T TAKE IT BACK. 555 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,013 I WON'T SHOOT ANY MORE FRUIT. 556 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:54,847 YOU LOVE ME. 557 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:08,528 CAN'T TAKE THAT THING AWAY FROM HIM, CAN WE? 558 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,398 NOPE. 559 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:13,933 [DRUMMING STOPS] 560 00:22:16,536 --> 00:22:19,071 [DRUMMING STARTS]